Why did Dave Futrelle climb the split-rail fence?
To see what was on the other side.
How many feminists does it take to help Dave Futrelle screw in a lightbulb?
How many feminists does it take to screw Dave Futrelle, until the lightbulb goes off for him?
Why is Dave Futrelle banned from petting zoos?
Cause, for him, petting is still getting to first-base.
A brunette, a red-head and Dave Futrelle go see The Chippendales. The brunette sticks a twenty
down the dancer's G-string and gooses him. The red-head sticks a fifty down his G-string and rubs
his dick. Dave whips out his ATM card, stuffs it down the guy's G-string and walks off with the cash.
A demonstration of how one freelance writer, desperate for work, combines his unique brand of Yellow Journalism with Radical Feminist agitprop, creating a plethora of poor taste and bad judgement.
Saturday, March 26, 2011
Thursday, March 3, 2011
Davey's Biography
Here's a link to Davey's bio, along with an email with which to contact him. Dim Flash is a very appropriate name for the website containing this material.
Dim Flash Dave
Did his slog-blog get Davey any new work? Is he back at Salon.com with the likes of Amanda the Hessian? Or, like Feministing.com, is he receiving funds from Ms. (Ah-don't-know-nuthin-'bout-birthin-no-baybeez) Magazine?
Dim Flash Dave
Did his slog-blog get Davey any new work? Is he back at Salon.com with the likes of Amanda the Hessian? Or, like Feministing.com, is he receiving funds from Ms. (Ah-don't-know-nuthin-'bout-birthin-no-baybeez) Magazine?
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