Saturday, March 26, 2011

We Need Dave Futrelle Jokes!

Why did Dave Futrelle climb the split-rail fence?
To see what was on the other side.

How many feminists does it take to help Dave Futrelle screw in a lightbulb?

How many feminists does it take to screw Dave Futrelle, until the lightbulb goes off for him?

Why is Dave Futrelle banned from petting zoos?
Cause, for him, petting is still getting to first-base.

A brunette, a red-head and Dave Futrelle go see The Chippendales. The brunette sticks a twenty
down the dancer's G-string and gooses him. The red-head sticks a fifty down his G-string and rubs
his dick. Dave whips out his ATM card, stuffs it down the guy's G-string and walks off with the cash.

Thursday, March 3, 2011

Davey's Biography

Here's a link to Davey's bio, along with an email with which to contact him. Dim Flash is a very appropriate name for the website containing this material.

Dim Flash Dave

Did his slog-blog get Davey any new work? Is he back at Salon.com with the likes of Amanda the Hessian? Or, like Feministing.com, is he receiving funds from Ms. (Ah-don't-know-nuthin-'bout-birthin-no-baybeez) Magazine?